I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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