I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Just high enough for therapy.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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