I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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