Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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