Where did you get a picture of my penis
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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