What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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