Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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