You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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