i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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