once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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