i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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