I think my vagina is haunted
Its about making memories worth repressing
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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