so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
