thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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