North Korea, Best Korea!
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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