I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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