youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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