Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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