Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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