I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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