Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
