We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
