After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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