You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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