i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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