On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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