Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
