I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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