i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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