Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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