I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
we made out on top of his cat.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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