question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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