I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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