im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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