Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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