WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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