Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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