I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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