You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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