Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
please don't ironically join a cult
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