Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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