Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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