It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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