my soul wont recognize me after tonight
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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