Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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