At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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