i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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