Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Rumble strips road head = magical
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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