you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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