Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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